Saturday, December 25, 2010

My Superhero is a Git.

We've all had superheroes who have enticed our imagination and made us believe in the impossible, teaching us rather vehemently that good conquers evil, of course the definition of good being quiet elusive here.

We've loved them, worshiped them and with time realized that they are nothing but fictitious characters, with their undies a little too tight and with one dimensional view of well almost every thing.

 It's a little tough to however deal with the fact that a persons real life superhero, who they've worshiped more than God, who in their innocence belief that their hero can do no wrong, whose word is absolute, turns out to be a hypocritical, precarious, lazy rogue who insists on being loved nevertheless, whilst breaking your trust and proving time and again to be nothing but a sham. Damn the pain.

What does one do then? You can't kill them, even though you may have done so a dozen times in your head, you can't, unlike the fictitious character stop loving them, so what can you do ?

   You can
a)      Admit that your hero is an ass ( V.imp)
b)      Screw with their minds (Personal Favorite)
c)      Show them what they fear the most.

There is nothing better in the world than mind fucking someone. For that one has to be fucked in the mind themselves. From personal experience I can tell you it does wonders. Who wants a peaceful life anyway?


These lines from Get him to the Greek always crack me up,

Sean 'P.Diddy' Combs (Sergio Roma): "I'm mind fucking you right now"
Jonah Hill (Aaron Green): "Well I hope you have a condom cause I have a dirty mind"

OVOT


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